This Is Harder
Than I Thought
It started as a
lark
Running for
president
I had grown bored
of The Apprentice
And Melania bored
of me
So I donned my
flag pin
And a longer than
life
Red China tie
And stood on the
stage
With the rest of
the crowd
Of Obama, woman,
health
Care hating
crowd.
In a crowd of
naysayers
I crowed the
loudest. My
Orange comb the
proudest
And I strutted
and cackled
And promised and
tackled
Every issue with
a madness
Unseen in
politics since probably
Caligula or Nero
or Nixon
On his worse day
on those
Missing eighteen
minutes of tape.
Now it’s been a
hundred days
And I must admit
to all
That being
president to half
That number of
states isn't
A piece of
chocolate cake
Even one served
to me while
I released the
mother of all bombs.
So, I spend my
days twittering
Explanations as
to why I have
Very little
success to report...except
Filling a stolen
seat on the S. Court.
But I can spout
contradictory statements
Or release them
to my Kelly or Spicer
And they will do
their best to explain
How if two wrongs
don't make a right
Possibly a
countless number can.
…...alan
greenwood
